7 truths about having a baby in the bedroom.

- I don't know if it was baby, or the husband that farted.
- I cant get out of bed, without feeling like I'm climbing off a bouncy castle.
- I can't have the window open (to air the farts out) because I don't want the baby to be cold.
- I can't pee with the light on, because the light from the ensuite, will wake the baby.
- I sometimes awake from a deep sleep and shit myself, when she makes a noise because I forgot she was there.
- I have to wear pants because she doest need to see my bare arse, the second she opens her little innocent eyes.
- Sometimes she will wake up (in the  actual morning, not 3am) and start giggling and smiling at me, through that side of the crib. So, I suppose it's not all bad!! 

For now, I will continued to sleep clothed and play who dropped the fart? Hey, you never know, all this sweating  and clambering, may help me lose weight!