Are you fur real?!?

Number 2: (whispering at the top of the stairs) Quick! Come in before Mummy sees you.
Me: (goes upstairs and quietly listens outside their closed bedroom door.)
Number 1: oh your so snuggly and furry!
Number 2: tickle tickle tickle
(lots of giggling)
Me: (Opening the bedroom door) What on earth is going on here??
(I see two kids, in bed together... with the cat jammed in between them!)
Me: What is Cracker doing in here? You know he's not allowed to sleep in here
Number 1: He knocked on the door and opened it! He wanted to come in, as we are his best friends.
Number 2: Hes our friend Mummy!

From this interaction, I have learnt that -

A. We have a magic cat, who can knock on and open doors.
B. They often let the cat in and we knew nothing about it.
C. They sleep in the same bed, instead of in their own bunks.
D. The cats a cuddle whore.
E. They know that animals are the bestest friends, a person can have.