When I grow up...

The older two went to the Dentist for the first time, today. So naturally, they've spent all afternoon playing Dentist.

This involves putting socks on your hands, as gloves, repeating the phase "open wide... no wider" and then ramming their socked hands, into each others mouths and counting teeth! The "gloves" are then put in the bin, as they are dirty and the cycle starts again. They have been doing this for hours!!!

It's amazing how one trip, has left such an impact on them. It makes you wonder how much their little brains take in, on a daily basis. It also scares me slightly...maybe I need to be more careful around the house, with my actions and words!!! Don't really want then going to Nursery, stripping to their pants and playing "let's eat sweets and drink gin, while watching crap tv!!! " or shouting at other kids "holy s**t, you stink! Why do you feel the need to fart all the time!! you will never get laid again, if you keep doing that!!! (This is regularly shouted at husband. Hes disgusting.)

Asking them what they want to be is always a fun game. We have had all sorts of answers ranging from a doctor (more specifically, a poo doctor...) and airplane driver to dog and a toothbrush!

I wonder what they will be & how they will turn out. It doesnt matter really, as long as they are happy but I want to be put in a nice nursing home and visited regularly, so I hope it's something that pays well!!!

Come on kids make me rich!!!