Track my parenting.


Husband brought me a Huawei Band Pro 2, this weekend. It's a fitness tracker (yes, I showed interest in it, it's not his passive aggressive way of saying I'm fat!!).

It's really good. Tracks steps, heart rate and sleep!!
I'm excited to see the raise in my heart rate, when the kids are being brats, excited to see how shit my sleep pattern is and  excited to see how many steps I do, back and forth to the kitchen, for drinks and the loo for wiping arses!  It will allow me to have proof, at how badly behaved they've been, so husband may start to believe that they are in fact, not little angels!!  It will also give me proof of how many times, I was up in the night with the baby. Husband regularly wakes up in the morning and remarks on how she's slept through , only for me to inform him, that she has in fact been awake most of the night and he's snored through the whole thing.

Maybe they should call them parent trackers, instead of fitness trackers  May appeal to a new market!  

I do need to shift a few pounds stones, so hopefully it will encourage me to get off my fat squishy arse and do something. The kids are there to keep me busy, like a dog. I just need to make sure I walk the kids, at least twice a day!! 



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