Living with a baby 2.0.

- They are never where you left them. Put them on the floor and within 0.004seconds, they are half way across the room.

- Changing a nappy becomes a gym work out. It's like dressing an irate octopus. Legs and arms everywhere, and feet in poo, if you aren't careful!

- Socks are a waste of time. If they don't kick them off, they will look you in the eye, as they pull them off.

- Naps become a thing of the past. No more enjoyong a cup of tea, because naps now last 5mins, if your lucky.

- Getting them dressed takes hours because everything you put on them, is too small. They grow overnight at a rapid rate! I swear a sleepsuit that fits when you get them ready for bed, is too small when they wake up.

- Dribble becomes your enemy. Nothing catches it and yes, dribble bids soak it up but 10mins after you've put the dribble bib on, it's time to replace it as it's sopping.

- They are nosy. Make a noise behind them and they will snap their little neck, to see what it was! It's like living with an Owl.

- They are like a little Bran Stark. They just sit and observe everything around them, with a dirty look on their faces. And end up ruling your house, even though they've done nothing to deserve it...!!

- Mines great. All she does is smile and laugh. She is so chilled and amazing... Until you get her out of the bath and then she screams the house down, like Im murdering her. It's the only time she ever crys and my god, does she go for it!!