Things I can't wait to do when my kids are older.

- Jump on their beds, while they sleep.

- Pry open their eyes, while they sleep.

- Sit on their heads, while they are sleeping.

- Stand in the door, while they pee and just state at them.

- Refuse to eat tea and then scream for 2 hours, that I'm hungry.

- Wake them at 2am, just to tell them its dark.

- Wake them up at 3am to tell them my little toe hurts.

- Wake them up at 4am because my pyjamas are suddenly the wrong ones.

-Get into bed with them at 6am and snore loudly in their ears, while wiggling about like an octopus.

- Moan all day because I'm tired, then refuse to nap.

Revenge will be mine!!!!