what is going on, in the world of Cbeebies?

Now I'm not working, I spend most my time, watching Cbeebies (with the kids, not alone... because that would be wierd!). 

Now, I don't have a problem with their programmes, as they are miles better than what other channels offer and if I have to suffer them, I'd rather Cbeebies than 6 hours of Peppa bloody Pig. 

But, during my hours of watching, I have noticed a few... things, that I just can't get my head around! 

Bing

- What is Flop, supposed to be?

- Why does Pando always take his pants off?

- Why are the carers, much much smaller than the children?

- Why do all the 'adults' look like toys but the children seem to be real animals, of some sort? 

- Why do we allow Bing to be an asshole and just say - oh never mind, the fact you put a shoe in the toilet... Its a Bing thing?! Why is Flop so accepting of Bings shit behaviour?

Molly and Mack

- Why isn't Molly at school? 

- Why is Macks Dad, only about 3 years older than Mack? 

- Why can't Dad and Alice, just finally get together? 

- Why does Daisy put up with Mack? 

- Does anyone actually shop, in the Big Hub?

Hey Duggee

- Just in general, what the hell is going on here?!?

Waffle Dog

- Why dont they just tell the mad old bat next door, to either move or get over the fact they have a dog?

- I'm a cat lover but let's face it, George is a bit of turd! 

Biggletown

- Did it take anyone else, ages to realise it was Eamon Holmes, narrating?

School of Roars

- Why do I expect Miss Grizzlesniff, to suddenly start swearing and calling all the monsters little t*@ts?

Answers on a postcard, please 😂